Alice's backward TEA Party

Is this doughnut only 300 calories?

In a fit of weekend solitude, I made a scrumptious pot roast and a pan of decadent monkey bread.
Now, what was I saying about diet and calories? Dear, dear, I can't quite remember... oh well ... I am sure it must have been very interesting, though not nearly as tasty. Would you mind so much to pass the tea and cookies?